Oh my! While I am sure the poster is serious, the question does show how Americans are so oblivious to their Northern neighbors! Canada is very much a country with all the modern technologies of a first world. What you will not find in Canada is rude, unfriendly people, major cities where much of the area is unsafe especially after dark, much of the population armed with handguns regardless of their mental stability, and people driving so aggressively you feel like you are in a demolition derby. What you will find is an economy providing the same services you are accustomed to in the USA. As a bonus, the exchange rate makes Canada on sale for Americans.
