If It Is The Least Consolation...
The gunman that carjacked the Canadian Rainbirds Jeep, is now way down in the basement shoveling coal for eternity. I don't believe this "chisme" (gossip) to be idle rumor. There was a massive gunf...
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SATELLITE TRACKING IS USELESS IN MEXICO
The scenario fiction but all so true. ALWAYS true.
"Hello customer we found your vehicle, here are the coordinates"
-102.34983, 17.98036
You find it is Playa Azul, Michoacan.
RING RING Police, police my car is at -102.34983, 17.98036
Oye gringo this is sargento Rodriguez. Are you borracho? What does it mean this -102.34983, 17.98036 ???
You dig out a map. PLAYA AZUL!
Ring Ring. My car is in Playa Azul.
Click
Ring Ring. Damn You! It is a 2016 Candy Apply chrome laden V-12 six door pickup with optional machine gun ports.
Where exactly did you say this peekup is?
OK Señor, nothing to worry about. We go and check now. CLICK
"Hijo de La Gran Puta campañeros! We have won the lottery. Do you think that those ratero cabrones have cuernos (AK-47's)? If no we go kill them and that PREMIO is ours! All ours!"
"Ring Ring" Hello, señor Rodriguez did you find my pickup truck?"
"Sorry! He is en vaccaciones ahora. But, no there is no word of any pickup"
I hope you understand. This is Mexicano black humor. It is reality.
The scenario fiction but all so true. ALWAYS true.
"Hello customer we found your vehicle, here are the coordinates"
-102.34983, 17.98036
You find it is Playa Azul, Michoacan.
RING RING Police, police my car is at -102.34983, 17.98036
Oye gringo this is sargento Rodriguez. Are you borracho? What does it mean this -102.34983, 17.98036 ???
You dig out a map. PLAYA AZUL!
Ring Ring. My car is in Playa Azul.
Click
Ring Ring. Damn You! It is a 2016 Candy Apply chrome laden V-12 six door pickup with optional machine gun ports.
Where exactly did you say this peekup is?
OK Señor, nothing to worry about. We go and check now. CLICK
"Hijo de La Gran Puta campañeros! We have won the lottery. Do you think that those ratero cabrones have cuernos (AK-47's)? If no we go kill them and that PREMIO is ours! All ours!"
"Ring Ring" Hello, señor Rodriguez did you find my pickup truck?"
"Sorry! He is en vaccaciones ahora. But, no there is no word of any pickup"
I hope you understand. This is Mexicano black humor. It is reality.
