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Dec 07, 2018

Invasion Of The Christmas Turkey Dinner

When I first visited Mexico I remember seeing a gaunt cremated creature reposing in a giant olla covered in chocolate sauce.

"What the hell is that?" I asked

"Es un guajalote" came the answer

"Looks like it was freshly released from a prison camp" I muttered.

The flesh was tasty but could have been carved from an Euskadi tire. However this bird met it's demise it must have been enraged at the time.

Today in many top end supermarkets Butterball frozen turkeys can be found. They are frequently as pricey as a t-bone steak per pound. When I went north Tuesday I bought one for $1.49/lb.

And I cured any thoughts by Brenda to pour any sauce atop the bird or chopping it into taco size bits before bringing it to the table. I am enchanted with made from scratch mole sauce but served traditionally in a dedicated small bowl by each plate. Where do these youngsters get these ideas?

Arandano sauce (cranberries) made a big hit in Mexico because the taste is remarkably similar to that of the Jamaica flower which of course cannot be made into sauce.

Resistance is encountered with pure de papas, mashed potatoes but classic stuffing is widely accepted.

On this day the 7th of December for my entire life when I sit down to dinner I say a little prayer of thanks. It should not be forgotten.
  • MEXICOWANDERER wrote:

    On this day the 7th of December for my entire life when I sit down to dinner I say a little prayer of thanks. It should not be forgotten.


    Bravo.
  • when you go to a foreign country you must adapt to their traditions
  • I'll never forget what happened at the Espinoza's in the late sixties. I gave them a gift of a quart of Tabasco sauce.
    "What do Americans know about salsa?" asked Lupe

    First week the salsa sat on the table seal unbroken
    Second week, the seal was broken and a minute amount was missing

    Then came wholesale dropping of the liquid level.

    Finally when just a bit remained, Lupe came to me and asked

    "Would it be possible for you to bring more?"

    My family had never experienced golden sweet corn. Then I brought a 2 kilogram bag of Empress seed corn, planted a bunch and fought the ravenous pests off. Jesus was stunned when he saw each stalk bearing two to three ears. I prepared steamed elotes Mexican style. With mayo or butter. Never seen eyebrows raised to the hairline en masse before.

    They love American style corn now. But of course USA corn isn't fit for tortillas or tamales -- nor any variety of masa.

    There is so much to explore. With a very restricted salt diet I purchase tostadas and enjoy a more authentic corn tortilla. The girls love authentic British shepherd's pie. With lamb (carnero)

    And American style peas. Mexican peas should be treated as though they are USA shotgun grade buckshot.

    And hysterics erupts at the table when I load a tortilla with mashed potatoes.

    Got quail? Baste it with Donald Duck brand frozen orange juice concentrate. Cook beans with bacon and piloncillo, shaved cones of brown sugar.

    But don't mess with the girl's hotcakes. Strictly adorned solely with butter, and maple syrup.

    The next surprise will be Tabasco green Jalapeno sauce. Atop almost ripe mango slices.
  • Thanks Mex for your posts - this would be a sleepy forum without them.