LEAST amount of questions at crossing?

Sourdough Biscuits wrote:
We always hear stories about all of the quiz questions when crossing the border. But, we never hear the flip side. Surely we've all had border crossings where it was not only painless, but extremely so?

Does Border Patrol count?

Water hose connection came apart at the water tank in Yuma AZ. Had to remove the corro-plast and insulation around the tank to get it dried out. Only corro-plast I could find in Yuma was white from a sign shop. So here is a totally black underneath of a TT with a new white piece about 2 ft by 4 ft. I didn't want to paint it because I knew it would look like a new paint job. I even bought an extra piece to re-do it because I just knew the white patch job stuck out like a sore thumb and they would make me remove it so they could look up underneath.

Pulled up to stop sign with window down. He asked, "US citizen"? I said, "yes". He said "Have a good day".

We couldn't believe it. As I'm normally the guy that gets goosed by TSA when flying.