Best Home Made Pickles On Planet Earth
• Small cucumbers are hard to find in Mexico. Don’t fret, use a bigger jar. I tip a restaurant a few bucks to save their Wilsey gallon mayonnaise jars for me.
• Finding fresh (supple) grape leaves is also a challenge. Chances are someone in your area grows grapes. I get a shopping bag’s worth. You’ll need the leaves for their Tannic Acid.
Spices From The USA
I always buy “too much” but then run out.
1. Fennel seed. A cup’s worth
2. Black mustard seed ½ cup’s worth
3. Yellow mustard seed ½ cup’s worth
4. Black peppercorns. Telicherry is more flavorful 1 cup
5. Red pepperflakes are best gotten in Mexico ½ cup
6. Fresh garlic cloves again best gotten in Mexico 1 cup for a Wilsey jar.
7. DILL. Smell the seeds and reject them if they do not reek of dill aroma. 1 cup . As much as I like dill weed it does not flavor like the seed.
8. Rock salt. Unrefined rock salt is usually rather gray colored and has more minerals and more flavor than pure USA rock salt.
Wash the Wilsey jar thoroughly and add a teaspoon of chlorine bleach during the rinse.
Cucumbers must be fresh and rock hard to the touch. Most of the time I settle for the smallest of large pepinos then quarter them into spears. If they are too long for you or the jar cut the length to size.
• Place a layer of grape leaves on the bottom of the jar. Ten to twelve large leaves will do it.
• Add one teaspoon of each ingredient except salt and red pepper flakes. Mustard seeds equal one half teaspoon yellow and one half teaspoon black.
• Garlic cloves, fresh. Mince one quarter cup of cloves and add it.
• Red pepper. One quarter-teaspoon.
• Salt. One full cup.
Start placing the cucumber spears which is easier than it sounds. Do whatever it takes to pack them in. Leave one inch on top for more grape leaves. Still have room after placing grape leaves? Fill with bits of cucumber. Pack that jar.
Fill the jar with purified water but not to the last drop.
Screw the lid on tight. Then shake the jar, turn it upside down, really mix the insides.
With tropical environment, it’s going to take a week before the pickles start fermenting. So unless I am shaking the jar I’ll leave it loose so fermentation gas escapes. I like to shake the jar every third day.
Around the ninth day, sample one of the chips on the top. Mmmmm?
What the grape leaves do is render the cured pickles crisp so they snap. Otherwise the center of the cucumber turns sorta mushy.
Want sweet dills? Use unflavored Karo syrup or better yet Madrileña syrup and separate spears to be sweetened. Three or four tablespoons per sixteen ounce jar will cure the pickles in three or four additional days unrefrigerated.
You will need to adjust the amount of ingredients to suit your taste for future batches. I add extra red chili and even mash the garlic for an intense experience. Black mustard is spicy so keep that in mind.