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MEXICOWANDERER
Nov 08, 2018Explorer
Moisheh, signalling, slow and predictable is the antidote. The machokazes may honk, issue very creative groserias (off color remarks) and make hand signals worthy of a baseball pitcher.
Let's say I have to make a left then merge right for a turn at the next block. The Machokazes are swirling like pis*** off hornets.
Mid block I'll come to a dead stop with lights flashing. End of the line. Until someone gives way that's as far as I go.
Not all drivers have a stick stuck up their ***
Someone in the parallel to your lane will block traffic, honk and wave you into the lane to the right.
I have used this trick for years and it works. Keep the turn signal going. In Toluca I have had a cop pull up and blast out one of those unique police siren buzzer noises. Machokazes suddenly reverted to homo sapiens for a few seconds.
This blockage is exactly why cities have heavy truck bypasses and cops get mighty irate to find a heavy vehicle causing traffic flow mayhem where it does not belong.
I have witnessed accidents caused by Machokaze drivers. All of them to date involved two aggressive drivers. Example: A car squeezes in front of you then keeps going further into the lane to your left. Driver B alongside you to your left sees this and gooses the throttle to ace-him-out and sure as hell sheet metal bends and plastic cracks.
Let's say I have to make a left then merge right for a turn at the next block. The Machokazes are swirling like pis*** off hornets.
Mid block I'll come to a dead stop with lights flashing. End of the line. Until someone gives way that's as far as I go.
Not all drivers have a stick stuck up their ***
Someone in the parallel to your lane will block traffic, honk and wave you into the lane to the right.
I have used this trick for years and it works. Keep the turn signal going. In Toluca I have had a cop pull up and blast out one of those unique police siren buzzer noises. Machokazes suddenly reverted to homo sapiens for a few seconds.
This blockage is exactly why cities have heavy truck bypasses and cops get mighty irate to find a heavy vehicle causing traffic flow mayhem where it does not belong.
I have witnessed accidents caused by Machokaze drivers. All of them to date involved two aggressive drivers. Example: A car squeezes in front of you then keeps going further into the lane to your left. Driver B alongside you to your left sees this and gooses the throttle to ace-him-out and sure as hell sheet metal bends and plastic cracks.
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