Drug Seizures in California are sold at auction? Wonderful.
Promotions and salutations for all hands at Lukeville. Agents are promoted from agent to special agent. Almost a 40% hike in salary and benefits.
This will help tweak the agent's interest at other border crossings. MOTORHOMES A PATH FOR ADVANCEMENT!
"Would you mind pulling into stall 8, shut off the engine and exit your vehicle. You don't have any dogs do you?"
"How long did you say you were in Mexico?"
"You went WHERE?"
"How many kilos of cocaine are you bringing into the USA with you today?"
Do Not Laugh -- they even pulled this one on me
