This the season
Just back from a 1500 trip. We must have seen a couple thousand orange barrels and one person that we think was working. Mile after mile of closed lanes but no work go on.
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Use your official sounding voice. Change the state for whatever region you are in. Gets me a few laughs on the old c.b.(when someone is actually listening).
This is a Pennsylvania Department of Transportation travel advisory for all east and west bound motorists.
State employees in groups of 3 or 4, are lingering throughout the construction area. These employees are engaged in meaningless conversations, concerning ex-wives and future fishing trips.
All state employees are easily recognized by their bright colored orange or green vests.
Should you see a state employee actually move...do NOT panic. They are merely reaching for their thermos to refill their coffee cup.
Should you see a state employee with a broom or shovel...do not be concerned. Standing around all day is kinda hard on the back. Occasionally they need something to lean on.
Should that employee attempt to utilize that broom or shovel in a manner for which it was made...a union representative will be notified, and proper disciplinary actions will be taken immediately.
This has been a PENNDOT travel advisory. Please buckle up and drive safely.
This is a Pennsylvania Department of Transportation travel advisory for all east and west bound motorists.
State employees in groups of 3 or 4, are lingering throughout the construction area. These employees are engaged in meaningless conversations, concerning ex-wives and future fishing trips.
All state employees are easily recognized by their bright colored orange or green vests.
Should you see a state employee actually move...do NOT panic. They are merely reaching for their thermos to refill their coffee cup.
Should you see a state employee with a broom or shovel...do not be concerned. Standing around all day is kinda hard on the back. Occasionally they need something to lean on.
Should that employee attempt to utilize that broom or shovel in a manner for which it was made...a union representative will be notified, and proper disciplinary actions will be taken immediately.
This has been a PENNDOT travel advisory. Please buckle up and drive safely.
