You just have to approach this with the right frame of mind,,,,,ie
I am no longer calling this shelter-in-place. I am an artist-in-residence.
- After years of wanting to thoroughly clean my house but lacking the time, this week I discovered that wasn’t the reason
- If you thought toilet paper was crazy ... just wait until 300 million people all want a haircut appointment.
- 2020 is a unique Leap Year. It had 29 days in February, 300 days in March and 5 years in April.
- Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended. Not so much to prevent COVID-19 but to stop eating.
- If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.
- This cleaning with alcohol is total B.S… NOTHING gets done after that first bottle.
I'm Kinda’ starting to understand why pets try to run out of the house when the door opens.
- You think it’s bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people home schooled by day drinkers….
- My Mom always told me I wouldn’t accomplish anything by laying in the bed all day, but look at me now! I’m saving the world.