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kcmoedoe
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Jul 14, 2014

How do I find fun parks like this one??!!!

Recent review on rvparkreviews.com: "Do not go to this place ever. Don’t waste your money. Awful place, awful people, rude owners, incompetent staff, unsafe environment. Never ever take children here! If I could give a negative rating on this campground I would. We stayed at this campground over July 4th weekend 2014. Our experience is best described at absurdly horrific. The campsite next to us had an outdoor orgy. Drunkenness and lewdness all over. Loud obscenities shouted from other sites all night long. There were people having sex and vomiting in the bathroom/shower area. We were lied to about the condition of our campsite as it was underwater when they confirmed reservations. Our credit card number was stolen via the use of smartphone text. No security driving the property as promised. No cell service to call authorities. Portable toilets pushed over by drunk patrons. Rude unapologetic owners that wouldn't give us a less than $100 refund. This was the worst experience we ever had camping and we won't be back to the state of Missouri. As we were leaving a lady in an RV said they had a similar experience. Do not take your RV or go tent camping at this place. It is unsafe, unclean, and poorly managed. This is a hedonistic establishment and not family friendly! We camped here in a Tent. "

The parks I choose never have these activities to choose from. Puts shuffleboard, minigolf and jump pillows in most parks to shame.
  • I don't even know where to go with this one...

    But I'll try:

    outdoor orgies are much better for interesting campfire conversation than indoor orgies

    Did the drunk patrons tip the toilets over before or after they patronized them?
  • What, no dog complaints! That's a plus!

    Quote from their website, "Current River Campground invites you to make lasting memories with your family and friends!"
  • The reviewer must not have read the review from 2011 before making reservations. It was a half star then. Sounds like most of the
    "patrons" have more tattoos than teeth and too much tequila. Might have enjoyed the place back in the '60s. But I don't have a tattoo, have most of my teeth and gave up tequila after... Can't tell the story here. It's way too ugly.

    The owners should get a marketing director and advertise this place. I might give Branson a run for it's money!
  • Could be a description of our last family reunion, except they forgot to mention the Bonfire-O-Tires we always mark the end of the festivities with.