I rode into the nearest town to pick up a new part, that I wanted to switch out. Not that it was broken, but with the years of continuous service (6) I thought it would be nice to relegate the old one to backup, backup status.
While in town I shared to the counter person how beautiful day it was to ride into town and pick up some milk and this part.
Him: "Oh?" Did you have to ride far."
Me: "Nope. 42 miles or quiet road."
Him: "Really, where are you at? That is a bit of travel, should have had this delivered to your house."
Me: "Well, that's just it, no house, just rocks and Mesquite Bushes. Nearest neighbor is a Coyote den, 1/4m away. Tracked him there."
Him: "Oh. We have a campground and a RV Park here in town. You could have saved yourself the trip. Lots of people stay there and I hear they are really nice too!"
Me: "Well, that's the problem."
Him: "Oh? There's a problem."
Me: "Yep. You said there is lots of people staying there and it's nice."
Him: "Oh. I see what you're saying."
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