The biggest problem with boondocking is . . . .

Well, I see deer, wild turkeys, raccoons, rabbits, geese, wild ducks, a bald eagle, all kinds of varmits and over the hill the river. And I can hear the coyotes and see them trotting around the edge of the yard.

don't need to go boondocking just stepping out on the porch is all I need to do, as this is where I live!