Seen it all now

Two summers ago I was staying at a small resort. The folks who camped next to me had brought their pet duck! The poor thing was in a little wire pen and constantly made little quacking noises. They'd shut it up in the trailer when they'd go fishing for the day and that was even worse, as it got noisier. Thankfully, they left after a couple of days (when the Fish & Wildlife officer came to question the man about his fishing. He'd go out early morning, catch his limit, the go back out 2 more times, limiting out each time. He was dumb enough to brag about it and someone called it in!).