UFO's in Yellowstone???

They are hanging around waiting to watch the highly anticipated cataclysmic volcanic eruption.

My buddy, Bob, is a UFO and Bigfoot expert and gets most of his information off the internet. He works out of his mom's basement and spends a lot of time researching. He says this is absolutely true, but you shouldn't talk about it over non-secure communications equipment or on the internet because the men in black will come and zap you.

He also said that one of the best indications that you've been brainwashed by aliens is that you don't remember being brainwashed by aliens. He said that anyone who doesn't remember being abducted by aliens probably has been.

Nothing new about that. "World Weekly News" has warned us about aliens for decades. :)

Just remember to pack you tin foil hats.

It's on the Internet so, it must be true. :)