You can't fix stupid

Years ago when we lived in Montana,probably the mid 70's, we saw a mommy put honey on the toddlers face so they could get a picture of a bear liking it off..... I am serious.

When I worked in the park in the 60s, we heard stories and this was one of them. I often wondered if anyone really actually did that...

Tourist: " Where do they put faces in the winter?"
Me, straight-faced: "In the basement of the Visitor Center"
Tourist: "Did you hear that, Martha? The ranger said..."

LOL! Glad to see rangers do the same thing "savages" do. :)