Tearing down an RV safely

BobsYourUncle wrote:
Put a carefully worded ad on Craigslist or Kijiji.

Put humour into it.

Any old roach of a piece of junk I always get rid of that way. I never have to haul anything to the dump. People will take anything.

FREE attracts all the vultures.... I mean thrifty shoppers who will take ANYTHING if it costs them nothing.

Something like this:

Free!

One well used travel trailer (describe make and model)
This beauty is but a shadow of its former glory!
Well past its days of providing relaxation and comfort, this less than gorgeous rotting hulk is sure to upset all your neighbors when you drag it home!
In fact, on a quiet night you can lay there and listen to it rot away....
But just think of the fun you will have calling for help when you fall through the floor, screaming for help!
OK, this old pig is less than cherry, but it is FREE!
Yes, you read correctly, free.
Bring your tow vehicle and I will even hook it up for you.
Heck, if you happen to be the lucky recipient and show up first, I will even throw in a well worn leaky old tarp so you can pretend to keep it from leaking and rotting any further!

Don't wait, don't hesitate, I can already hear the thunder of people rushing to my front door to take advantage of my incredible offer. But bring a mask and rubber gloves, it kinda smells and you don't want to catch anything by touching it.....

Yes, it's a fixer upper, more like a tearer downer, but it's free!
Pictures? Heck yeah, just email me and I'll send you all the pics you want of this poor lifeless old relic!

But seriously, I'm sure you can use this old heap for something.... Maybe a chicken coop?..
The possibilities are endless!
Your wife will love you more!
:B:B