Had one of the county clerks stop by my place one time and asked me what I was going to do with the two big piles of dirt that I was spreading in my front yard. Bottom line was I was supposed to get a permit to spread the dirt.
Told him he had thirty seconds to get off my private property or I would remove him. He said "I am a county employee, you can't talk to me like that!" I responded "I am a Federal employee, you now have 25 seconds!". He left shortly after that. :B
Federal Employee = DOD. Hey, that counts. :)
Some of them just get a big head until you squish it a little.
