The worst part of getting ready to fulltime is...

Getting rid of all the junk accumulated for the last 40 years.
Siblings got way too much now.
Grown kid's houses are full.
Garage cans fill up way too fast.
GoodWill won't take any more.
Salvation Army won't come out anymore.
So many Craigslist ads can't keep up with them all.
Countless no shows and wasted time waiting.
Some stuff nobody will take.
But if it's free they're here now...
Then we gotta sell the house... THE Real PITA.
But this summer we'll be free!