I don't have a cat . . .

Ooooh, sounds like the plan is coming together! In no way, though, was I thinking of a sweet little squirrel size kitty. I was thinking more that we could come to the aid of those nice people we saw on news earlier this year. You know, the ones cowering in the corner of their bedroom and calling 9-1-1 while their devil cat terrorized them. Gretchen and Inga would not have a problem with that kitty, I'm thinking. As for what to feed him, well, obviously, anything he wants!
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