Prescription Diet .. A Rant by Pops
To this cotton picking day, I still don't understand WHY a Dog, or his/her Person NEEDS A PRESCRIPTION to purchase the DANG GONE FOOD!
I keep Calvin's prescriptions with me (which these folks who's into saving trees would also protest the waist of products made from trees).
Anyways, I stayed up to drive over to Petsmart to pick up Calvin's Hill's Hypo-Allergenic Biscuits. I get there when they open, rush in (so I can get back an get some Z's) lay 5 bags of the stuff down on the counter/register. Pull out my prescription from my wallet, is when the fun began, sheezzzz!
I'm told I have to get a special card from Banfield before they can sell the stuff to me. OK, head to the receptionist, after which it was as if I was speaking to a relative of the Three Stooges.
Finally after 10 minutes and not even close to acquiring the special Banfield card, and decoder ring (all of which would make a writer for the Seinfeld show proud). I told her to forget about it, then asked her for my prescriptions back.
As I'm walking out of the store. I pass the clerk / Petsmart employee who has the 5 bags of the stuff on his counter, he asked what's wrong?
Forget about it! Waste of my Dang Time is what's wrong!
I said this before, and I'll say it again! THERE ISN'T ANY MEDS/DRUGS IN THE FOOD I BUY, SO WHY THE NEED FOR A PRESCRIPTION! WHY the WASTE OF GOOD PAPER!
Pops!
I keep Calvin's prescriptions with me (which these folks who's into saving trees would also protest the waist of products made from trees).
Anyways, I stayed up to drive over to Petsmart to pick up Calvin's Hill's Hypo-Allergenic Biscuits. I get there when they open, rush in (so I can get back an get some Z's) lay 5 bags of the stuff down on the counter/register. Pull out my prescription from my wallet, is when the fun began, sheezzzz!
I'm told I have to get a special card from Banfield before they can sell the stuff to me. OK, head to the receptionist, after which it was as if I was speaking to a relative of the Three Stooges.
Finally after 10 minutes and not even close to acquiring the special Banfield card, and decoder ring (all of which would make a writer for the Seinfeld show proud). I told her to forget about it, then asked her for my prescriptions back.
As I'm walking out of the store. I pass the clerk / Petsmart employee who has the 5 bags of the stuff on his counter, he asked what's wrong?
Forget about it! Waste of my Dang Time is what's wrong!
I said this before, and I'll say it again! THERE ISN'T ANY MEDS/DRUGS IN THE FOOD I BUY, SO WHY THE NEED FOR A PRESCRIPTION! WHY the WASTE OF GOOD PAPER!
Pops!
