Less grumpy and a bit more coffee fuelled response. :)
DaaS or VDI is about the only way I can come up with to get those data speeds without caps.
VDI is essentially - the "real" desktop computer is in a data center someplace. And you use "remote desktop" software to connect and control it.
The technology is mature and we use it extensively at work. Your bandwith needs drop back into the 4G/LTE range to get decent responsiveness.
You won't want satellite because the latency would drive you nutz.
I'll bet Amazon AWS has DaaS as an option. I'd lool into that.
The first point, 99% coverage, still needs some 'splaining.
Out here, there are HUGE swaths of land where's there's no signal. Not nuttin'. Zero bars.
Someone else said it, if you want those parameters around your connectivity, you're essentially camping underneath a 4G cell tower.
WiFi? Starbuck, McDonald's. Lowes, etc - they won't give you those speeds either.
