Alexa, are you connected to the CIA?

Did you know your toilet is currently directly connected to a government facility? Time to dig a septic tank

This is just insane thinking. Everyone knows that you can always use a VPN service for your toilet/router. FYI - If anyone has the new Kohler whisper quiet toilet with built in Tri-band router they just came out with a new firmware update. Once the firmware is loaded you will need to re-flush for it to take effect.