Verizon voice mail

"You have.. 7.. new voice messages. First message, left..yesterday..Tuesday.. September 26th... at.. ten..thirty..eight..a..m....from seven...zero...two.. eight...eight.. four.. seven..six..five.. three. Duration, one minute and forty-two seconds. "

Verizon, do you think you could make this process any slower? I wish it worked like it does in the movies.