paper plates or doing dishes / wife advice

fla-gypsy wrote:
I use whatever she says we're going to use. We have both.

You'll undoubtedly continue to be married a long time.

When I say paper he says "Otay".
When I say ceramic he says "Yeehup".

To simplify his life I do the first place setting so he can copy it since he keeps telling me some mumbo jumbo about this is how the "Army" did it. I've given up on asking him how his mother who dinna wear combat boots set the table as an exercise in too much talking to self.