When I first posted in this thread, I had just started looking and I didn't have a clear idea of what I wanted to do, what I wanted, and what my budget was. Your replies on this thread have helped me a lot.
Over time as I kept on looking, I realized that I wanted to own something past the duration of the trip I'm planning. To do that, I have to keep it parked somewhere, and as I live in San Francisco, space is at a premium and I'm looking for something that doesn't require big logistical headaches.
Along the same time, I stumbled across westfalias and their culture, and I really fell in love with it. I loved that you don't need to park it in RV parks, how small it is, how nostalgic in it (SF Hipster much?) And I found that I can relate to the cult around it.
Also, being mechanically simple as a vehicle, and as a cyclist, finding that I really enjoy working on my bike, I realized that this may be a hobby I want to get involved with.
When I had been prioritizing bathrooms, I was focused on comfort and on something that would last me just this trip. Now that I'm looking for something that I would keep and take on short weekend/week-long trips, and considering my age and lifestyle, I don't think it matters as much.
Finally, thinking about the impact this could have on my life, I decided to up my budget and get a nice westy.
Thanks for your replies, and please yell at me if I'm being stupid.
