A cell phone request
Fellow campers, please turn off your speaker phones when talking to Aunt Milley or Uncle Joe, etc. The other day as I was sitting peacefully, reading at my camp site, my next door neighbor who was l...
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paddywanpeep wrote:paddywanpeep wrote:
I would get off my chair, go over grab their phone, smash it against my pecs and throw it into the woods. Then punch them in the head for making me get up in the first place.
... and end up in Jail for assault and battery.
Pffft, let em try. I have head punches for anyone that comes on my site.
Now that's funny.
But wait a minute, you got up and went to their site to show off your manliness and give 'em a beating.
If it's not your lucky day you'll be leaving the campground with a few bullets in your torso...
But then again, maybe the bullets will just bounce off your mighty pecs. :)
