Another Reason to stay away from Campgrounds

westernrvparkowner wrote:
If you read the story, the suspect's family said he was a nice guy, and couldn't have done it. Well, that is good enough for me. Therefore the only explanation is the lady attempted "suicide by Maytag". No need for police investigations, trials or anything else. I mean, who doesn't know someone who tried to kill themselves by bashing their heads into a clothes dryer.
Now if by some odd coincidence, the family is mistaken, and the guy actually did it, we really need to connect the dots to find the real culprit. Campground plus tow truck driver can only lead to one place, Good Sam ERS. Good Sam ERS leads to only two possible perpetrators, either Marcus Lemonis, CEO of Good Sam Enterprises, or Good Sam, himself. Since Mr. Lemonis is a noted workaholic and probably can produce a valid alibi for the time in question there is only one course of action, arrest Good Sam. Throw that fat, sweater wearing, hair dyeing convict under the jail and free us all from his visage. NOTE to CSI producers, you are welcome to use this scenario in an upcoming episode, just send me my rightful residuals.

Turns out that "Good" Sam is apparently a misnomer!! Seriously, that is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. As my grandson would say, "that's awesome, dude".