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DutchmenSport
Jan 31, 2017Explorer
TheLuvShack wrote:
If it takes a chicken and a half, a day and a half to lay an egg and a half. How long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
Chicken is a 3 year old Rhode Island Red.
Dill pickle is a big old kosher dill weighing 5.3 OZ.
Answer: The grasshopper will never kick all the seeds out of the dill pickle because the chicken ate him before he had a chance to finsih and then the chicken used the wooden leg as a tooth pick!
But, if the chicken were, perhps a Leghorn from Kentucky, he might have roasted that grasshopper on a BBQ pit and dowsed him with Sweet Baby Rays, and used that wood leg for a spit.
After all ... you forgot one important part of the equasion ... you really gotta know your chickens first: Click here.
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