Wow.
I see that corona virus sure has people upset so much that simple sarcasm (though true) can't be comprehended.
I don't touch what's not mine. If I lose something important, I'm going to try and find it in the area where I might have lost it. If someone took it, though well intentioned, I might spend ungodly amounts of time fruitlessly searching. Then when I stumbled across it on an Internet forum (1 in a zillion), I'd be quite upset.
Funny though, my wife lost her drivers license in NYC. Well, that made boarding the plane a tremendous pain in the butt, but we considered it lost and never looked back. After we had been home a couple days later, we got an envelope in the mail with her license, where some kind stranger picked it up and mailed it back to us.