Cargo trailers to tow behind an RV

Grit dog wrote:
Cpteeq, I’ll start by saying your cargo trailer “wish” list is starting to sound like a guy named rerod on here.
And if you’re going to even get close (some of the things you’re saying make no sense or are basically not possible or a downgrade) you’ll be custom ordering a new trailer.
Given the trailer you “need” is about $5k new (back east, add the west coast factor of about +20% if buying in the PNW) and something close to the trailer you want (new) is probably double that, maybe start including budget into your trailer features Xmas list.

If you’re interested I can point out the impossible or conflicting “wants” or features but won’t unless you want me too. As it comes off offensive rather than knowledgeable.

I will say I 100% do not understand the need for an extended tongue and whatever pitfalls of a v nose Marty is talking about. The V lessens the tongue length need from a jack knife standpoint as well.
In short this is becoming a case of WAAAY overthinking a small trailer to haul some little toys and camping gear.

I'm here to learn and participate - your opinion is valuable and your suggestions are very welcome.

And yes I'm overthinking this which is my MO. (Yes it's frustrating trying to make people "see the light" - thanks for keeping at it.)