1.  I had one of those plastic bags wrap itself around a U-joint.  It took me about 2 hours to carve it off.
2.  Shortly after the 605 Fwy opened I was using it to get to work on my motorcycle.  At one point I noticed a truck with several flattened cars seemingly headed for a recycling of some sort, but one had a hood flapping in the wind.
I immediately moved two lanes over.  A short time later I saw that hood in the lane I had been using, but it was in the shadow of a bridge, mostly out of sight.
God is watching us.  The least we can do is be entertaining.