I tried bass fishing - once. There are people that just can't fish, and I'm one of them. A couple of buddies took me out in a fishing lake near home, baited my hook, set the bobber just like theirs, and had me drop my line between them. I sat there, watching them reel in one bass after another while I caught nothing. I finally reeled in, and had half a bass on my hook. The bottom half had been bitten off by something and I didn't feel a thing.
So when I want fish, I go to a store. Those fish are ready to cook.
