while I completely understand, I think you have been incredibly kind to the idiotic indecisive merging fools… :B
so I will add to your rant just a smidgeon if I may…
best are those that do the hard brake thing causing problems for those behind them, then decide the accelerate when even they have no time or room for it… requiring them to fly and pass on the right berm now…
or the parade of them that believe if only the first one makes it you are obliged to yield to them all…
na, forcing you to yield to them because the one that makes it isn’t up to highway seed or your speed for another mile or two…
if you do yield to them, they will ride to your right not advancing or retreating, then at some point they race past you as though you did something wrong…