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wa8yxm
Jul 23, 2015Explorer III
Man I grew up on a farm tending domestic animals that were 10-20 times my weight..... And even those you do not want to piss off.
But as I posted earlier (Darwin awards link) there is but one cure for those types.. The sad part is folks like I used to be (Retired police dispatcher) and those we work with (police, fire, ems) have to clean up the mess.
Then I got to read all about those dangerous animnals that need to be put down (There is but one "Dangerous Animai\l" That animnal walks on 2 legs and has but a little hair).
To lighten this up a bit a joke. Since this is about animal attacks....
Two hunters are in the woods when a bear comes charging in attack mode.. One quickly straps on his track shoes.
The other says "Why are you putting those on, you will never outrun the bear"
"I don't have to outrun the bear...I only need to outrun you"
But as I posted earlier (Darwin awards link) there is but one cure for those types.. The sad part is folks like I used to be (Retired police dispatcher) and those we work with (police, fire, ems) have to clean up the mess.
Then I got to read all about those dangerous animnals that need to be put down (There is but one "Dangerous Animai\l" That animnal walks on 2 legs and has but a little hair).
To lighten this up a bit a joke. Since this is about animal attacks....
Two hunters are in the woods when a bear comes charging in attack mode.. One quickly straps on his track shoes.
The other says "Why are you putting those on, you will never outrun the bear"
"I don't have to outrun the bear...I only need to outrun you"
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