I really do hear you. I am from Wisconsin and I am just ROTFL every time I turn the weather station on down here in Florida.
They make the couple of hours of below 32 sound like the world is coming to an end for them!!! I get it's detrimental to the groves but jeese everyone will be snug in their bed when it actually happens! Not like the rest of the people from up North that have to go to work during it.
I just heard the weather report for Minnesota and they said it will get so cold that the antifreeze in their cars won't work?? What are THOSE people going to do?