Just sitting here (Florida) ROTF laughing.
The weather station here is reporting the horrible "wind chill factor" and how everyone is going to have to dress in layers, protect your skin, plants and animals!! OMG these people need to feel what REAL wind chill factors are up North.
Apparently in Florida they start reporting the life threatening "wind chill factor" at the whopping dangerous low temp of 50 degrees. :R
You all up North tired of shoveling snow?
Come on down and buy some property here you get FREE lifetime removal of snow with each real estate purchase!
This is real sign just outside the Villages in Florida.

Come on down. Even in this so-called cold snap here the weather's fine!:B
