So let me see if I got this right. There are a couple of scenarios here:
1. My stinky slinky is going to get so hot that it is almost guaranteed to gets a hole in it by merely laying on gravel; and that the hole is "so big" it creates more than just a damp spot on the ground (cleanup on lot 3). – My, That is some kind of Heat! How come the pressure from laying on the little cradle bars doesn’t put a hole in it?
2. There is such a difference in elevation between the ground and the outlet connection that what comes in at one end of the stinky slinky no longer comes out the other and it builds up so much pressure it bursts the connections spraying fecal matter all over the place. At 0.5 psi per foot that’s like what, about 200-feet off the ground? You’re going to need a ladder to hook up to the outlet.
Anyone want to buy a bridge?