Look on the bright side. You could have state parks like some Western states do:
NO hookups
NO dump stations
NO shower houses
NO garbage service ("Pack it in, Pack it out!")
Vault toilets
ONE water faucet for every 5 campsites, IF water is available at all)
NO grass at the sites, usually dirt or gravel
A State Park with grassy sites, hot showers, electrical hookups and a dump station? Oh, WOW, I would be thinking I had died and gone to Heaven!
I recommend that you complainers stay East of the Mississippi. I don't think you could handle real "primitive camping"!