We taped empty 22 cases on Old Man Hessel's fan blade...'cuz he ran over our softball on purpose...shop teacher, but didn't know what to do...
Eating breakfast and heard him start it...SCREAM/SCREECH...stopped...heard the hood open then close a short time later...start and SCREECH/SCREAM...while he drove past our house...
Dad wondered why I spit out my mouthful of cereal...almost choking while laughing out loud...
We also poured Rice Krispies down his defroster vents, turned on the fan full blast, his radio full blast and the wipers...He started locking his car after that one
Vowed to never become the Old Man Hessel in my neighborhood when an adult...kids have way more time to mess with you if you give a reason to...