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grantx5
Explorer
Oct 10, 2017

Real funny story that's not so funny

Camping in Leavenworth, WA. It's Sunday afternoon, we're leaving Tuesday morning, and I decide to empty the black and grey tanks. We'd been there since late Thursday and it seemed like a good idea.

The good Lord was watching out for me that day. I decided to do the grey tank first for some reason, never done that before but then I'm getting old and my mind doesn't always work the way it used to. I pull the valve handle and down the tubes the grey water went. Started to empty into the sewer outlet as usual when all of a sudden it backed up and was squirting all over the place.

I closed the valve but the hose was still full. Nothing I could do since the liquid was running out of the end of the hose so I left it attached to the sewer outlet hoping the most of it would drain properly, which it did. Well, the drain was indeed plugged, oh no, now what am I going to do.

Cleaned things up as best I could and put everything away. Walked down to the ranger station and told them my story. "No problem." he says, "we'll be there in a bit and get you all fixed up."

An hour or so later a pickup truck with 3 guys shows up and they commence to stare at our sewer outlet for quite awhile. Guess staring at things has the potential for fixing them. Anyway, eventually they wander over to a field area across from us and appear as though they are studying things. Now there are risers in the field so I assume the field is part of the drain field. After awhile it appears they've made a decision and they walk back to the truck.

Now, they don't leave. They send what appears to be the new guy over to one of the risers. The two men left behind are kind of ducking behind the truck but yelling a lot of encouragement to this young volunteer. Well, the young fella reaches down and pulls the top off that riser, not good.

What happened over the next 30 seconds or so is still a blur. I was holding my stomach and laughing so hard I missed a lot but, WOW, did that young man get a face full of sewage. And when I say a lot, I mean it came out the top of that riser like Ol' Faithful.

Took awhile but they came back to me and asked me to move to another site which we did. I asked about the young feller and if he was okay. The guy had a hard time telling me anything through all the laughter.

In the end it all worked out, well, at least for us. Happy camping my friends.
  • 2 years ago I witnessed my good friend drop his new 5th wheel camper on his brand new F-350 tail gate... I felt really bad for him and his wife. about an hour after things calmed down I said to them both " In 3 years this will be funny" 2 years in it's not funny yet. Maybe next year.
    I hope the guy had no Ill effects from this happening to him and maybe in 3 years it will be funny for him to. If he got sick from it ,,, It will never be funny. And those guy's were first class jerks for letting him do that with no saftey gear. Like I said I hope he was ok and can laugh it off in the near future. It will make one hell of a story he can tell. But that's just me.
  • I found humor in the story. And yes I had a similar occurrence happen to me when I was in high school and worked for a property management company. I was covered in raw sewage because I stood too close to the roto-rooter. I didn't know any better and the other guys let me stand there knowing what would happen. It wasn't funny at the time, but I certainly laugh at it now.
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    wa8yxm
    Explorer III
    The other day as I stopped into a local eatery for dinner one of the employes bumnped his elbow You know which bone.. He commented it was not really all that funny.

    I told him why it is called the "Funny Bone" (Humorous actually)

    When you bang it (Actually it is a nerve ending you bang) Others find it very funny indeed.
  • I found it funny, as it happened to somebody else and not me. Lighten up people.

    My brother texted me a couple of weeks ago. He got a dose of raw sewage when he pulled the cap off of his pipe to empty the black tank. Said he apparently forgot to shut the black tank valve last time. This was at the dump station. I asked if anyone else saw it. He said yes, a young couple on the other side of the drain pit. He said the young lady trying not to laugh just told him, "**it happens".
  • Half of you on this thread sound like retired IRS auditors.....must be a hoot around the campfire too....take of your horn rimmed glasses and just laugh once in a while.....if you can.

    Probably don't drink out of garden hoses either! I've built/tied in/ repaired enough sanitary lines and built enough turd farms ( wastewater plants) to get a little sht under my fingernails. Pleasant? Nope. End of the world? Nope
  • No S***. I thought it was funny...guess it "depends" lol
  • Sounds like a bit of hazing or some type of initiation for the new kid.
    The old men put his health in danger if he had no protective gear.
    This should also be reported to the ranger.

    Funny in a movie, not in real life.
  • You know, when I read this, the first image that popped into my mind was the scene from the movie RV, where Robin Williams gets a black tank shower after the other guy flushes the commode. Mind you, I also cringed reading this, but I did chuckle when the RV image popped up.

    Cheers!
    Mike

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