I don't get excited either -
Guess you could put up a sign and charge $.50 for short-cut fees
If they come through after dark they might catch me watering a tree...
I get all kinds of local traffic when the kids find out I have an 12VDC air pump for their bicycles hehe...
One camp ground we frequent alot we always get the same corner site. I'm all lit up outside to around 10PM every night. I went out one night and shut down things for going to bed. A whole group of kids with flashlights were coming down the street walking to the bathroom. Heard one say I thought there was a street light here somewhere. So after they all passed I turned the lights back on so they could see how to make the one street turn to get back to their side of the camp ground road...
Roy Ken