Hold the bus!!! I have a plan!!! When I need to do my business, I prefer the comfort of my own thrown!! So to avoid landing marks,, I first fill bowl with a few inches of water (remember Water is good)!! Then I peel off four or five sheets of business (TP) paper and I gently fold it the width and length of the bowl,,,(you following me here)? And I then gently lay the paper on top of the water,,, Now this will act as a catch and actually wrap up the first round of business, then,, flush, fill, more paper on water, and finish!! If you plan it right and fold paper correctly it will actually make a small or large cocoon out of your,,, well you know!! Some will add in that this uses to much paper,,,,,, but as I stated earlier,, use plenty of water... Oh,, another important item,,,,Do Not Forget to turn on the fan!!!!!!!!!