What is the dumbest thing you have seen while on the road?

Another one:

I used to commute to work by bicycle once a week during the summer. It took 1 hr 45 min to get to work, and 2 hr 15 min to get home because I took a safer, longer route home.

So I'm riding along on the right side (correct per CA law) and this little girl is coming right at me (on her left, by the way). Her helmet is hanging on her handlebar, she has her music machine plugged into her ears, and she's weaving in and out of the parked cars.

I estimated her life expectancy at 30 days. Sad.