grandpalarry wrote:
All of these sound like a good idea, but all are illeagle and could cause a lawsuit from the parents.
(1) he was outside of your rig, which is public property, he had as much right there as you do.
(2) If he was under the legal age, you could end up in jail.
Other than that it sounds like all the ideas are good.
I would have dragged him into my rig...ground him up and flushed him down the toilet. Then dumped the black tank and flushed it clean. Then in the morning would have had a nice blueberry pancake breakfast with bacon. The gone fishing.