Worst US/Canadian border crossing

About the 6th time crossing in my MH, went in at the end of I-81...second MH of two. First one had to pull to the curb for inspection. Agent ask me the normal questions and I said I had my "normal bar" which usually buys you some slack on amount. Had to estimate...18 beers, a liter total of alcohol, and 3 bottles of wine. Sat outside as 2 agents searched each MH's insides only. After 20 minutes a pimple face kid asked me to open the safe...fortunately I remembered where the key was... nothing in it. Was accused of lying as I had 22 beers, 1.5 L of alcohol, and 2 bottles of wine. Told them I did not inventory my booze and my numbers were a pretty good guess. Had to pay duty on 2 bottles of wine. Total time was over an hour.

The other MH had much the same situation and had to pay some duty on a little excess.