We went through one of those petting zoos up in Oregon the name slips my mind.
Between the coast and Medford I believe ?
They were bringing out different animals , one in particular a baby lion cub.
Each time the person brought out an animal she said Do Not , Do Not make eye contact and stare , even tho they are just a couple months old they are CONSIDERED WILD.
They would say that through out the whole time while the animals were out.
I came up slowly like they instructed , petted the lion cub.
That thing was as solid as a rock! I was amazed at how solid it was.
Ok now to the "Here's Your Sign" moment
Some idiot kid about 15-17 with his girlfriend were off to the side and he was making snide remarks about the cub.
The cub kept looking over at him like it knew what was coming !
After I walked off slowly like I was instructed to do , this idiot decides he doesn't have to stand in line and rushed from the side and as he went reach his arm I guess around the cubs neck (as his GF walked up with a camera to get a picture). The cub swatted the kid on the side of his head and the kid went down like sack of rocks.
The gal luckily had a decent hold of the rope attached to the cubs collar that kept the cub from jumping off the table onto the kid.
The kid and his GF were escorted out the doors.
Like the OP said You Can't Fix Stupid !