DUMB? YOU? MY FOOT!
If we're talking can't walk and chew gum, here are some snickeroos...
Q: Why do blondes take the pill? A: So they know what day of the week it is.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You ****! How many is a brazilian?"
Q: Why did God give blondes 2 more brain cells than horses? A: So they don't **** in the parade.
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde? A: "I'm sooooo drunk!"
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: Why do blondes wear ponytails? A: To hide the valve stem!
Q: What goes: vroooom-schreech, vrooom-schreech, vroooom-schreech? A: A blonde at a flashing red light
Q: What do you call an eternity? A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
Naio, I hope this put a smile on your face (and everyone else too) "Dumb" people do not ask questions.
