Here is a "quote" direct from the Donkey's ***
"Q: If MAXILUBE is so good, why don't manufacturers use this technology? Wouldn't it save resources and help the environment?
A: MAXILUBE does save resources and it does reduce waste and pollution in the environment (SMOG emissions are often reduced by 50% or more!), but remember that engineers design things to wear out so their companies can stay in business"- The flowjet carburetor is banned because Detroit does not want to get into a fight with BIG OIL
- Fighting cancer is a multi-billion dollar industry and doctors will do anything to keep Marianas Trench Gargoyle Serum out of the news
- The patented Afghani blade will never need sharpening
- Pour in XYZ battery additive then turn on the headlights to keep the battery from exploding from excess energy
- Super Mystery cold pressed banana seed oil will renew vigor and make you feel 20 years old again
- The reasons other Mogidishu roasted snapdragon sprouts don't work is they must be harvested from plants at 21,000 feet altitude only during the fool moon cycle
WOTTA HOOT
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