Screen door latch: don't make this mistake, like I did

Bobbo, I told my wife I wanted to repair the holes. She said, "No, don't! Remember, chicks dig scars." (Which may explain why we have been married for more than four decades.)

In other news, someone asked why this thread is in Tech. I'm not sure where else to put it -- we don't have a special forum for "fumbling attempts to repair under-engineered hardware," but maybe we need one!