I'm far from through picking on things SMART. I saw this absurd tool that does not even read third decimal gravity readings and well, forgive me, I just couldn't resist.
I rinse the bulb and snorkel of my Francis Freas, every time I use it. It turned twenty some odd years old and still looks like new. It is housed inside a capped black 4" length cylinder of PVC from Home Despot. The diameter of the bulb and snorkel act as shock absorbing snubbers.
I'll see if I can find more SMART stuff to feed the angry gods of foolishness.